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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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Bucky waded in and pulled me out, just like he always did.

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queerbucky:

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

#a song written by bucky barnes circa 1940

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  • Charming: All right mate listen
  • Charming: You better be on your best behaviour tonight young man
  • Charming: No hanky-panky
  • Charming: I know where you live
  • Charming: I have a sword
  • Emma: Oh-kay we're gonna go now, come on Killian, bye Dad.
  • Charming: ... bye *shuts door*
  • Charming: I wasn't too hard on him was I?
  • Charming: I mean I'm trying to do the dad thing, and he's a pirate, he can take it, right?
  • Charming: Oh no what if I hurt his feelings
  • Charming: Do you think he's okay?
  • Charming: Maybe I should call him

"We should get out of here before David decides to give you his overprotective dad speech.”

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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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raind0wn:

youareyourownlove:

atop-the-treetop:


oh how the times have changed 

This is definitely worth reblogging.

i reblog this every time

i hope when you look at this you don’t think one or the other is ‘right’
our bodies are a market they’ve been manipulating for ages

raind0wn:

youareyourownlove:

atop-the-treetop:

oh how the times have changed 

This is definitely worth reblogging.

i reblog this every time

i hope when you look at this you don’t think one or the other is ‘right’

our bodies are a market they’ve been manipulating for ages

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marguerite26:

kk-maker:

2spoopy5you:

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

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oncepromised:

Snow and Charming, A+ parenting

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